I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU.
Or when it’s a big party and they tell me: “Up to the guy in the -Insert article of clothing here-“. GODDAMN JUST COUNT YOUR FAMILY AND MAKE MY DAY EASIER PLEASE.
It isn’t just Cast Members. It’s every team member that works in Attractions at every theme park and amusement park around the world. I hate when we get groups at Sea World and all they tell me is “A lot.” I flat out tell them “I need a solid number before I can put you into rows.” They look at me like I’m nuts and expect me to count how many are in the party by myself. I don’t get paid enough for that.
I have had somebody once tell me, “I don’t know, how should I know?”…by this point it was a really long day, to which I assumed they have been in the park all day, and Space Mountain couldn’t have been the only ride they choose. My response, “Please step to the side, while I help the party who clearly knows who they are traveling with.”
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I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
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